The Curator’s Ache
Shifting the spotlight in the ‘Renaissance and Reform’ wing of the museum, I felt that familiar, sharp heat radiating from my wrist-the kind of inflammation that doesn’t just hurt; it vibrates. I’m August M., and my life is spent curating the stories of the past, making sure that 16th-century tapestries are preserved in exactly 46 percent humidity. I am a person of precision.
When I asked if the systemic inflammation I’m feeling could be mitigated by changing what I eat, my doctor simply shrugged. He told me to ‘eat a balanced diet’ and handed me a prescription for a steroid cream. It felt like being told to ‘preserve history’ without being given a single archival glove.
I’ve spent the last 46 minutes googling my own symptoms again, a habit I know is dangerous but one that feels mandatory when your primary care provider treats your diet like a hobby rather than a biological blueprint. We expect our doctors to be the ultimate authorities on health, yet we are slowly realizing there is a massive, structural hole in their education. It’s not that they don’t care; it’s that they weren’t taught how to look at the fuel in the engine, only the smoke coming out of the exhaust.
The Haunting Number: 16 Hours
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